em.thompson, The Sinisterhood of Celebrity Psyclones (Eccentric Directions 2025)
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242083329-the-sinisterhood-of-celebrity-psyclones
Where did kooky Heather Prendergast go to school?–you always wanted to know
In a remote château in Switzerland, or somewhere, is a ‘Finishing School for Young Gentleladies’. Saint Blaizes promises to turn the daughters of the one percent from ugly ducklings into posh, poised swans, qualified for marriage to some billionaire or celeb. Suitable to ‘marry a nob and have his sprog’.
Heather Prendergast has a burning desire to become the most famous detective in Britain since Sherlock Holmes, and she would rather be studying to be a police cadet than to be a stuck-up toff, but her rich Aunt Elizabeth—an alum of Saint Blaizes herself—made her attendance here a condition for funding Prendergast’s continued tuition at Merton Police College.
But nefarious goings-on are going on in the cavernous caverns of the school’s basement, where an evil scientist is plotting to use the little princesses in the dorm rooms above for dastardly purposes.
Will Prendergast, armed with her trusty Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Omnibus, foil his evil plans before she turns out in a twin set and pearls herself? Or before she herself falls victim?
Like the rest of the Prendergast of the Yard Series, we are treated to a smorgasbord of witty writing. The characters are all as kooky as Prendergast herself, and the comedic wordplay is genius. The metaphors are all such as you’ve never seen before (‘blended in like a chirrup in a dawn chorus’, ‘a voice less cultured than a Glasgow handshake’, ‘noses in the air like meercats tasting a scent’, ‘chillier than an Englishman’s snog’, ‘trembling like a shrew at a sparrowhawk’s dinner party’), and the puns are all puns of puns. References often reflect erudite authorship, but even ignoramuses will laugh out loud.
Though each paragraph is peppered with jokes, clever puns, cunning alliterations, funny Franglais, dotty Denglisch, mangled verbs and adjectives and word association football, the plot is ample. There is a crime, and Prendergast solves it—in her own kooky way.
A panto dame once told me, ‘there’s no such thing as a new joke.’ But he/she/they never read em.thompson. Originality leaps from every paragraph. Another work of comic genius.
Contains some light profanity and mild drug use, but nothing too graphic.
I received an advance copy, and I leave this review voluntarily.









