em.thompson, The Happy Thistle: The Curious Case of The Katenapped Girl (Eccentric Directions 2024)
Our gal at the Yard, Heather Prendergast, takes time off from her illustrious career working in the New Scotland Yard staff canteen. She is commissioned by her estranged father Sir Freddie to solve the case of the kidnapping of Katy, her stepmother’s daughter by a previous marriage.
Prendergast leverages the copsmarts she learned in Hostagemurder class and Drugsbust class and undercover method acting at Hendon Police College as well as quirky lifesmarts she learned from her rich (and of course, eccentric) Aunt Elizabeth, with whom said father dumped her when he married said gold-digging stepmother.
Evil genius ‘the Professor’ beavers away, assisted by his hyper-Scottish henchman Groaty McTavish, in a secret lab in the basement of a Highland-themed restaurant to crack the secret of dark matter—which, in case you wondered, is ρc+3H(1+wc,eff)ρc=0,ρΦ+3H(1+wΦ,eff)ρΦ=0—with which he plans to get rich, world domination, etc.
The novel sports Thompson’s signature wit and creative wordplay. It’s full of genius puns, tongue-twisting alliterations and newly invented words, which are both hilarious and erudite (e.g. ‘the starstruck pipistrelle of night cloaked its wings across the milkywayed horizon to presage the passage of another customerless day’). No one in the history of the English language has created such inventive and side-splittingly funny metaphors. An educated scholar will pick up all sorts of clever references, yet at no point are we talked down to.
The hilarious vocabulary does not detract from the interesting plot. Prendergast does her detective work, equipped with her bible, the Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Omnibus. The kidnappers’ best-laid plans begin to go humorously awry.
We have character development, too, though the characters are comedic. The badguys hadn’t reckoned on HostageKaty having her own plans. Though the perps are too funny to be genuinely scary, there’s plenty of suspense.
Funnier than Douglas Adams, and indeed, it contains some witty Hitch-hikers’ references.









