Nick Mylne, Life in a Spin (The Conrad Press 2020)
This little book contains humorous anecdotes from the author’s career as an international helicopter pilot with both commercial and military experience.
Beginning with a funny-but-it’s-true story of a misguided attempt to represent Sandhurst at boxing, Mylne tells a charming array of tales. The anecdotes are not so much ‘funny ha-ha’ as ‘human’. Good naturedness comes through on every page. He is as genial about his own cock-ups as he is about the sometime silliness of military bureaucracy.
Some of the stories convey how terrifying it must be to pilot a powerful air-borne vehicle in dangerous conditions or when infrastructure is inadequate, and Mylne describes a couple of horrifying near-death experiences.
From job assignments all over the world, readers are treated to amusing (yet always respectful and even loving) looks at foreign cultures, and we meet kings and sultans. One story contains the great line—‘what sparked my love of the Arab world—amazingly, was… a war’. Cultural faux pas result when he mispronounces words in Arabic. Mylne was flabbergasted at the size of his salary in a teaching posting to Saudi Arabia until he discovered that flight instructors were expected to arrange their own accommodation—baksheesh and all. Certain students, despite their dangerous lack of aptitude, he was not allowed to fail.
Each story is illustrated by a cute cartoon by Peter Loyd.
A must for fellow aviators, but even non-flyers will enjoy this.
I was given a copy by the author.









